Tequila – Original

$59.95

“A PROGRESSIVE LUCHA LIBRE VINYL FIGURE!”

Reared by the wild cacti of Mexico. King of the Ferocious Bigfoot. He is man, born of legend, enduring his most formidable challenge: Married life in a trailer park.

Abandoned by his biological parents in the barren deserts of Mexico, the infant Tequila was found and raised by a very caring family of desert cacti.

One very sad day, his adopted parents died. After many days of crying, Tequila took his parents deceased remains and fermented them in an empty Tequila bottle. When he needs a quick boost of physical strength, Tequila empowers himself by taking a sip from this special bottle.

Tequila is an excellent fighter. In addition to being super strong, he has tons of wisdom in the art of fighting. When not fighting and insulting people, Tequila can be found in his trailer park home either arguing with his wife (whom he loves dearly) or cooking one of his favorite dishes.

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“A PROGRESSIVE LUCHA LIBRE VINYL FIGURE!”

Reared by the wild cacti of Mexico. King of the Ferocious Bigfoot. He is man, born of legend, enduring his most formidable challenge: Married life in a trailer park.

Abandoned by his biological parents in the barren deserts of Mexico, the infant Tequila was found and raised by a very caring family of desert cacti.

One very sad day, his adopted parents died. After many days of crying, Tequila took his parents deceased remains and fermented them in an empty Tequila bottle. When he needs a quick boost of physical strength, Tequila empowers himself by taking a sip from this special bottle.

Tequila is an excellent fighter. In addition to being super strong, he has tons of wisdom in the art of fighting. When not fighting and insulting people, Tequila can be found in his trailer park home either arguing with his wife (whom he loves dearly) or cooking one of his favorite dishes.

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Weight 1.50 lbs

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