El Panda Camo Edicion- Frank Kozik Version
“A PROGRESSIVE LUCHA LIBRE VINYL FIGURE!”
Despite not speaking the language and asserting that “Chop Suey” is a traditional dish in Mainland China, El Panda believes he is Chinese. His distorted interpretation of Chinese culture has developed through obsessively watching dubbed kung fu films and regular visits to China Town.
El Panda Camo refuses to speak in any language other than Chinese. Unfortunately, El Panda does not know Chinese. El Panda communicates through indiscernible audible gibberish that he has hired an elder Chinese man to translate for others. Since El Panda isn’t really speaking Chinese, his Chinese translator invents translations as he sees fit.
El Panda Camo and Tequila Anarchista have been rivals since elementary school. Their hatred for one another has grown greater with age, much like a fine bottle of Shaoxing rice wine.
ALTHOUGH DOCUMENTED STUDIES ASSERT EL PANDA SURVIVES ON A STRICT DIET OF BAMBOO, THERE ARE MULTIPLE REPORTED INCIDENTS OF MISSING JUNK FOOD THAT MAY BE INDIRECTLY LINKED TO EL PANDA.